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Rag Time
01:49
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RAG TIME
She went to bed sad and woke up angry
She was confused, she was really unhappy
She felt so bad for a couple of days
It was sunny outside but she only saw grey
I put my arm around her in an effort to calm her
But she just pushed me away
I asked her if I did anything wrong
She said it’s not you it’s me
Well it’s that time of the month again she’s emotional and crabby
I think that’s ok because it means I’m not a daddy
She’s angry and tearful I’m happy and cheerful
She complains of the pain and I get an earful
She comes to me looking for sympathy
I tell her I’m glad it’s not happening to me
Baby I am sorry for this smile on my face
But we’ve been taking risks lately and you said that you were late
Forgive me for this glee that I didn’t plant a seed
Forgive me for being happy when I see you …
Well it’s that time of the month again she is shedding eggs
I think that’s ok cos I’m not ready for children yet
Baby please don’t hurt me for the things I see
I was simply joking and you took it the wrong way
Baby please forgive me I said that I was sorry
And looking on the upside at least you’re not a mommy
Well it’s that time of the month again and she has got the shits
I think that’s ok because I really don’t want kids.
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2. |
Not a Real Song
03:03
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NOT A REAL SONG
If I haven’t heard it played by a cover band
If I haven’t heard it on Today FM’s top ten
If I haven’t seen the clip on television
Then it’s not a real song
If I don’t know how the chorus goes
If I haven’t heard it played on the end of Rove
If it’s not a ringtone on my mobile phone
Then it’s not a real song
If I haven’t heard it on the radio
Then it’s not a real song
If it’s not on the set list of every duke box
No cardboard display at the music shop
If it doesn’t sound like Eagle rock
Then it’s not a real song
If it’s not on a So Fresh compilation
Can’t buy it on cassette at the service station
If it doesn’t have angst and hormonal frustration
Then it’s not a real song
If I haven’t heard it on the radio
If I don’t know how the chorus goes
If I can’t sing along
Then it’s not a real song
If it doesn’t have an intro then a verse then a chorus then a verse then a chorus then a bridge
If it doesn’t have an instrumental
If it doesn’t have a key change
Then it’s not a real song
If it hasn’t been sung on Australian Idol
If it hasn’t been payed at a footy grand final
If it hasn’t been written by a record label
Then it’s not a real song
If it’s not blaring at the traffic lights
If the DJ doesn’t play it six times a night
If you can’t air guitar then there’s something not right
And it’s not a real song
No it’s not a real song
If it doesn’t have a face out...
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I MISS YOU (Sunglasses Song)
I’ve been so lonely since you’ve been gone
I don’t know what I’m going to do I don’t know how I’m gonna carry on
I can’t see clearly, the lights are blinding my eyes
I can’t forget about you, I can’t get you out of my mind
I want you back, I miss you so bad
You’re the greatest pair of sunglasses that I’ve ever had
I miss you, I never meant to step on you
Under my shoe I broke you in two
I saw you at the service station
You were on the ten-dollar rack
You looked so beautiful
Right next to the jerry-cans
I picked you up and took you to the counter
Along with all the money that I had
The lady said that you were twelve ninety-five
I said I got you off the ten-dollar rack
And she said that someone must have put you there by mistake
Cos you’re scanning at twelve ninety-five
And then I lost my shit and then I started to cry
Maybe she felt sorry or maybe embarrassed to see me crying in public
Or maybe it was because I was holding up the line, but she said don’t worry about it
And I walked out with my red eyes covered
But now there’s nothing to cover my tears
I want you back, I miss you so bad
You’re the greatest pair of sunglasses that I’ve ever had
I miss you, I never meant to step on you
Under my shoe I broke you in two
Just like my heart
It was such a long time that we were together
You were by my side through all types of weather
I never believed in love
But now I’m a believer
And I’ve never done that before
I’ve never left you on the floor, right next to the door
And I should have looked where I was walking
Should have been looking because now you are broken
Just like my heart
I want you back, I miss you so bad
You’re the greatest pair of sunglasses that I’ve ever had
I miss you, I never meant to step on you
Under my shoe I broke you in two
Just like my heart
Now the UV lights are burning my eyes as I’m walking to the same service station
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Cummon Austraya!
05:40
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CUMMON AUSTRAYA!
They strike fear into the Australian way of life
I’ve been brought up to believe that’s just not right
We have to take a stand, we have to do our best
We have to kill all those bloody terrorists
Because there are places that Australians don’t dare tread
That makes me angry, it makes me flaming red
It’s been going on for a long time, it’s been a fair while
We have to kill all those terrorist crocodiles
We’ll reclaim the beaches, but not like Cronulla
We’ll stand beside all of our human brothers
And we’ll pick up our arms and we’ll fight the good fight
And we’ll protect the Australian way of life
Cos I’m Australian and I wanna swim at the beach
I’m Australian I don’t like the box jellyfish
I’m Australian and I wanna swim freestyle
I’m Australian let’s kill the crocodiles
Well it’s forty degrees under the shade
And I can see the beach and the crystal clear waves
But you know you can’t go in cos you know that they’re watching
You know they’re just waiting to eat you for lunch
And you know you never smile at a crocodile
Unless you’re looking down the barrel of a rifle
So I’ll say it again, come on my friends
Pick up your gun and let the slaughter begin
It’s a shame we lost Stevo, he was a bloody good croc hunter
But I’m not sure he’d like this idea that we’re on to
But he’s not here to complain, so we’ll do it anyway
And while we’re at it, let’s kill some stingrays
Cos I’m Australian and I wanna swim at the beach
I’m Australian I don’t like the box jellyfish
I’m Australian and I wanna swim freestyle
I’m Australian let’s kill the crocodiles
I’ve got a solution to our little problem
I’m no scientist but I know how to stop them
We’ll go into the ocean and build a great big fence
That will stop those amphibious terrorists
From Cape Tribulation through to Kakadoo
We’ll turn them all into wallets and shoes
Because they’re steeling our jobs
And they don’t speak the language
Either they go back to their own country
Or we’ll turn them into luggage
One day I’ll walk down to my local fish and chip shop
I’ll have a small serve of chips and a large side of croc
Then I’ll eat my lunch and I’ll wait thirty minutes
Then me and my friends, we’re all going swimming
Cos we’re Australian and I wanna swim at the beach
We’re Australian I don’t like the box jellyfish
We’re Australian and I wanna swim freestyle
We’re Australian let’s kill the crocodiles
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5. |
A Road Trip Song
04:05
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ROADTRIP SONG
Our legs cramped up and our eyes did shut
There were no cars on the road we were driving with the trucks
With the moon behind the clouds no light on the roads
Bright eyes powered our car to go
A long way from home into the unknown
Nobody around no reception on the phone
But soon we’d be around the ones we love
And then my friends the fun did start
Left at five in the arvo arrived at eight am
Got out of the car started drinking gin
Woke up our friends and said good morning
Now we begin
We polished off the bottle, new we were in trouble
Had to get some alcohol and better make it double
If we wanna stay awake we gotta keep ourselves going
It’s a festival feeling no point in slowing
Down down down it goes
Gin, beer, double espressos
Anything that flows down the throat
Cos we couldn’t afford the shit that goes up your nose
But we were buzzing and bubbling, loving and hugging
Bouncing around and all through the town
Saw people looking at us as if we were nutters
We didn’t care, we were out for fun
Fought with fruits in the markets
Our heads were the targets
Smooshed grapes in your face
The security guards loved us
Avocado in your hair pair in your underwear
Don’t cry, it’s only citrus in your eye
Then we walked through Coles with a megga bouncing ball
Bouncing it around knocking shit off the shelves
Laughing at ourselves as the PA screamed
Security to isle thirteen
Then went the other way and nodded gidday
As we passed the men in blur who were coming for me and you
Then shot through, went outside
The clouds had let up and the sun was shining bright
Then we danced through the street singing outloud
We fucking love this town
The music didn’t stop we spoke in rhymes
Walked up and down scales, stepping in time
The songs we were singing were constantly changing
Ideas and stories we were exchanging
Tales of the heart from the top of our heads
But I can’t remember the words we said
The best music of my life has been lost to the air
But I’m glad my friends were there
For the love we share with those who care
Is the best thing in the world nothing else compares
To that feeling in my heart when my heart felt full
I can feel it in my belly, think I’m going to spew
Love all over you, surely we’re the lucky few
Cos no one can feel as god as I do
When I’m dancing around with you
And I’m glad we took the long drive down
Cos I fucking love this town
When you’re silly time moves quickly
We looked at the clock, time had gone completely
Long goodbyes bring tears to eyes
No time for that cos we must fly
Way back home where the weather is colder
The people look older but just like I told ya
We’ll see you soon and with that
We hopped in the car started heading back
And our legs cramped up, our eyes did shut
There were no cars on the road we were driving with the trucks
With the moon behind the clouds no light on the road
Bright eyes powered our car to go
Heading home, feeling low
It’s a long drive home
Saw the falling of the moon and the rising of the fun
Drove sixteen hours just to have some fun
Had just one jam
Then we drove back again
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6. |
Splat Splat
02:11
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SPLAT SPLAT
We drove three thousand Ks that’s a pretty long way
Took the best part of a couple of days
Got there safely, alive and happily
But we couldn’t say the same for the bugs on the windscreen
They went splat splat mush crash
Flap flapped your last flap
Flown the wrong road
Now I guess that that’s that
Louis the fly really didn’t want to die
He dodged bug spray and traps lay
He was one smart fly
Until one day on a dirt highway
He didn’t see the bus that was heading his way
They went splat splat mush crash
Flap flapped your last flap
Flown the wrong road
Now I guess that that’s that
Fly fly butterfly colour up the blue sky
Why did you die now you’re colour on the driver’s side
And mosquito you won’t get me, no
I’ll spill your blood before you get your go
And those little things with wings that you can’t even see
Until you collect a thousand on the front windscreen
But don’t feel bad cos if they had the chance
They’d suck every little drop of blood that you have
So we make em go splat splat mush crash
Flap flapped your last flap
Flown the wrong road
Now I guess that that’s that
There’s a graveyard on the front of the bus
That’s what you get for being smaller than us
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7. |
Jimbo
03:00
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I'd rather not write these lyrics down...
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8. |
Fashion Song
04:56
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FASHION SONG
I feel sorry for the goth in the summer time
And I feel sorry for the hippies in the cold
I fee sorry for the metrosexual all year round
Because the new shirt that he bought is old
And I feel sorry for the man with socks in his sandals
Perfectly matched and pulled up to his knees
And I feel sorry for the child who’s standing beside
Doing all he can not to be seen
And I feel sorry for that guy from that pop-punk band Good Charlotte
What a contradiction I can’t understand it
He sings songs about how his life has gone wrong and how he has no luck with girls
But I think if he stopped dressing like a dickhead, that might help
I’m sorry for this phase you’re going through
And I’m sorry that your foot’s on the wrong shoe
I’m sorry, but I’ve done it too
I used to wear Adidas parachute pants
Everyday to school
One day I wore tem round backwards by mistake
And I was laughed at by all my classmates
And I turned red in the face and turned them around
But when I walked they still made a swooshy sound
And now I always check the tag
I feel sorry for those poodles with those stupid haircuts
And I feel sorry for their owners, cos they must be fucking nuts
I’m sorry for this phase you’re going through
And I’m sorry that your foot’s on the wrong shoe
I’m sorry, but I’ve done it too
I used to wear Adidas parachute pants
Everyday to school
I feel sorry for parcking inspectors
But I still think you guys really suck
When all of our carparks have been turned into buildings
Where do you expect us to park?
And one hundred dollars for five minutes in a loading zone
Is really really fucked
But I’m not angry anymore
Cos when I see you in your uniform
I know that everybody hates you
And you wish that you were never born
I’m sorry for this phase you’re going through
And I’m sorry that your foot’s on the wrong shoe
I’m sorry, but I’ve done it too
I used to wear Adidas parachute pants
Everyday to school
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9. |
Quick Conversation
00:36
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QUICK CONVERSATION
I’m fine thanks for asking
How you doing that’s great
I’m glad to see
That we’re in the same boat
And I know it’s been a while
But I just don’t have the time
And I don’t like
To use the telephone
Oh nothing much
Just the same old same
The same things
That I’ve been doing
For the last thousand days
Yeah that’s cool
Yeah you too
Not to be rude
But I’ve gotta shoot through
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10. |
Here I Stand
05:02
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HERE I STAND
Here I stand with my guitar in hand
How I got here’s a blur and my future’s unplanned
I’m happy to be here don’t do things I don’t like
Because I have been told there’s just one chance at life
So I’ll keep moving forward for I have no choice
This world which we live in spins like a hills hoist
Constantly moving in light of the sun
Just like goon-o-fortune it’s here to have fun
And if we’re not having fun then we’re having no fun
And not having fun is no good no one
And no one likes no good things
No good things no good brings
Everybody deserves to be happy as kings
I’ve seen what can happen when stuck in a rut
It’s so easy to fall but so hard to get out
And I know how it feels to be trapped in a box
With so many doors but all of the shut
It’s easy to get stuck in routines of working
Cos money’s addictive and oh so controlling
And comfort is comfortable fitting lifestyle
Turn on the TV, sit back and smile
Like a good little boy do not talk back
Cos grown ups ave business you don’t understand
Eat all your veggies or get no dessert
And if there’s no dessert then what’s life really worth
And if you’re not having fun then you’re having no fun
And having no fun is no good for no one
Some are happy with boredom and content with comfort
That’s fine by me, I’m not one to judge that
And I too like comfort and boredoms ok
If I’ve got a guitar in my hands which to play
I can sit back and twiddle let my fingers fiddle
With fingers on frets I can make little jingles
Like this one right now that just seems to go on
It’s got a beat and a tune but it’s not a real song
It’s got one long verse and it’s got lots of words
About lots of things cos I like to observe
People and their face as they communicate
When they’re talking to strangers from different places
Some people are happy some people are sad
Some people are sane some people are mad
Some people are violent but most of us peaceful
People are people but no one is normal
Some people don’t know how they feel inside
They find it so hard to shut their sore eyes
They stay up at night think what they’d rather be doing
But it’s so hard to escape this life which you are in
And I have been told it’s because I’m young
Life’s actually hard it’s not meant to be fun
But if you’re not having fun then you’re having no fun
And not having fun is no good for no one
But I’m doing my best to do what I want
And all I want now is to figure that out
And everyone’s different everyone’s unique
Everybody is after different things
Some people chase money
Some people chase nothing
Some people chase dreams
Some people chase love
Some people chase god
Some people themselves
But all human being all race towards wealth
And it’s different for me then what wealth is for you
I try not to judge but it’s hard not to do
When I see a black suit and a shiny Ferrari
I can’t help but think that they have to much money
And maybe they should give some of it to me
Cos I’m really nice and really deserving
Or if not to me then to a poor person
Who lives on the streets with their few possessions
And lessons get learned then they get forgotten
Old floorboards all get re-trod on
Mistakes are made again and again
It’s so sad to leave but it’s sadder to stay
And I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again
Everybody’s different that’s why we’re the same
And time moves slowly
But adds up so quickly
And if you listen
You can hear it
Tick tick tick tick tick…
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